Un p'tit sourire avant el ftour

[kac]

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing
bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts
and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I
got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She
never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I
was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to
make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and
get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them
down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
I walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he
hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for better a man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is



... always keep your condoms in your car.

[ibnouroshd]

very nice story. the guy must be Moroccan. :-D

[fleurbleunuit]

If only all fathers-in-law were like this man :-)

[ibnouroshd]

fleurbleunuit a écrit*: If only all fathers-in-law were like this man :-)

they all would chose the healthy and safe guys for their daughters. :-D :-D

[fleurbleunuit]

ibnouroshd a écrit*: very nice story. the guy must be Moroccan. :-D

are u talking about the man or the father-in-law? :-)

[ibnouroshd]

fleurbleunuit a écrit*: ibnouroshd a écrit*: very nice story. the guy must be Moroccan. :-D are u talking about the man or the father-in-law? :-)

i let you guess :-D:-P

[fleurbleunuit]

ibnouroshd a écrit*: fleurbleunuit a écrit*: ibnouroshd a écrit*: very nice story. the guy must be Moroccan. :-D are u talking about the man or the father-in-law? :-) i let you guess :-D:-P

:lol: :lol: i've read the story again, i think i completly missed the point the first time, now i understand better what u mean! of course the groom is moroccan!!

[ibnouroshd]

fleurbleunuit a écrit*: ibnouroshd a écrit*: fleurbleunuit a écrit*: ibnouroshd a écrit*: very nice story. the guy must be Moroccan. :-D are u talking about the man or the father-in-law? :-) i let you guess :-D:-P :lol: :lol: i've read the story again, i think i completly missed the point the first time, now i understand better what u mean! of course the groom is moroccan!!

:mdr:

and do you know why? i'll tell you: because a. a moroccan father would never wait in front of the door and b. he would follow the guy to make sure that he is really leaving. :-D

ibnouroshd a écrit*: fleurbleunuit a écrit*: ibnouroshd a écrit*: fleurbleunuit a écrit*: ibnouroshd a écrit*: very nice story. the guy must be Moroccan. :-D are u talking about the man or the father-in-law? :-) i let you guess :-D:-P :lol: :lol: i've read the story again, i think i completly missed the point the first time, now i understand better what u mean! of course the groom is moroccan!! :mdr: and do you know why? i'll tell you: because a. a moroccan father would never wait in front of the door and b. he would follow the guy to make sure that he is really leaving. :-D

laughing like a stupid gay
the dog of this site old and poor dog without friends..

[ibnouroshd]

Moulay a écrit*: ibnouroshd a écrit*: fleurbleunuit a écrit*: ibnouroshd a écrit*: fleurbleunuit a écrit*: ibnouroshd a écrit*: very nice story. the guy must be Moroccan. :-D are u talking about the man or the father-in-law? :-) i let you guess :-D:-P :lol: :lol: i've read the story again, i think i completly missed the point the first time, now i understand better what u mean! of course the groom is moroccan!! :mdr: and do you know why? i'll tell you: because a. a moroccan father would never wait in front of the door and b. he would follow the guy to make sure that he is really leaving. :-D laughing like a stupid gay the dog of this site old and poor dog without friends..

t'es un petit jaloux c'est tout. tu sais, j'ai pleins d'amis libanais alors ne crois pas que je te hais a cause de ta nationalite. :-D:-D