Your best jokes!!

[cuty-pie]

A man walked into a smart specialty shop and asked the saleslady for a bra as a gift to his wife

the salesgirl said"what size is she??"

"I'm not sure"

"Is she as large as grapfruits??"

"Smaller"

"Apples??"

"Smaller"

"Egges??"

"Yeah -but fried"

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[cuty-pie]

A lawyer was walking down the street when he saw an auto accident.
He rushed over and started handing out business cards.

"I saw the whole thing" he said."I'll take either side"


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[watatla3]

Envoyé par cuty-pie A man walked into a smart specialty shop and asked the saleslady for a bra as a gift to his wife the salesgirl said"what size is she??" "I'm not sure" "Is she as large as grapfruits??" "Smaller" "Apples??" "Smaller" "Egges??" "Yeah -but fried" ::

hahhaa

Three men, an Italian, a French and a Spanish went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.

The Italian was first:
"I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."

The Spanish was next:
"I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV."

Last was the French:
"I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green...green...", I pink up the phone and I say "Yellow ?..."

[cuty-pie]

Envoyé par watatla3 hahhaa Three men, an Italian, a French and a Spanish went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow. The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day." The Spanish was next: "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV." Last was the French: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green...green...", I pink up the phone and I say "Yellow ?..."

hahahahaha

mdr....i can imagine the french accent:

[watatla3]

Envoyé par cuty-pie hahahahaha mdr....i can imagine the french accent:

yes and what accent !!!

how u doin cuty , how's vegas with the world series of poker ?

[cuty-pie]

A woman visited her doctor and complained,"this morning t went to the bathroom...and 5 pennies came out.....this afternoon i went again and dimes and quarters fell out.I couldn't wait to get here!!!"

The doctor said "take it easy.You're just going through your change



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[cuty-pie]

Envoyé par watatla3 yes and what accent !!! how u doin cuty , how's vegas with the world series of poker ?

I'm fine....Thank you

Vegas is soooooooooooo hot....i'm sick of it


I'm sorry I'm not into poker!!!

[watatla3]

Envoyé par cuty-pie A woman visited her doctor and complained,"this morning t went to the bathroom...and 5 pennies came out.....this afternoon i went again and dimes and quarters fell out.I couldn't wait to get here!!!" The doctor said "take it easy.You're just going through your change

hhahah ........................

[cuty-pie]

This sheikh is in the maternity ward looking a the babies through the glass partition......one guy next to him asks "which one is yours??"

The sheikh says, "the first six rows"



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[cuty-pie]

This saoudi man goes to a store,points to a rack of nighties,and says to the clerk "Iwill take them all"

she replied"but they're all different sizes"

"so are my wives"he said



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