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[WinterKiss]

A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back." And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new. She looks up to heaven and says: "He had a hat!"

[WinterKiss]

*As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

*"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."

Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.

"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies

"Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins

[cuty-pie]

A woman is in court,and the judge asks her about her age.She hems and haws.

The judge says, "you must tell me the truth,because you're under oath."

The woma says, "I'm thirty-two and a few months."

"How many months??"

Fast,she replied "sixty"


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[WinterKiss]

There were women waiting in a doctor's office.

They started talking and one women said, "I'm going to have a girl because I was on the bottom last time and I had a girl. I was on the bottom again this time so I'm going to have another girl."

One of the other ladies said, "I'm going to have a boy, I was on the top."

The last lady started to cry.
The two other ladies asked, "Why are you crying?"
She replied, "I'm going to have puppies!!!

[Zaza]

Envoyé par cuty-pie A woman is in court,and the judge asks her about her age. She hems and haws. :

she hems ans haws ??
ach ka t8em8mi??
ach 8ad nagliza ?? ma 9arrawlich 8adi flmdrassa!!

[cuty-pie]

Envoyé par zaza34 she hems ans haws ?? ach ka t8em8mi?? ach 8ad nagliza ?? ma 9arrawlich 8adi flmdrassa!!

wa sa7abti ra8a kant charfa ...so yes she hems and haws:

[Zaza]

Envoyé par cuty-pie wa sa7abti ra8a kant charfa ...so yes she hems and haws:

mais splik moi:
hems: ??
haws:??

[cuty-pie]

Envoyé par zaza34 mais splik moi: hems: ?? haws:??

C'est pas du propre anglais


za3ma 8iya tataftaf::

[Horizons]

Je me rappelle quand je suis arrivee au Canada je ne comprenais rien au slang

[WinterKiss]

A young Moroccan marries a thirty-year old, rich woman. She's completely in love with him and insists on meeting his parents. He agrees to it, after a long time, and they travel to Rabat, where they take a walk in the streets. Suddenly she stumbles and falls on the ground. Another Moroccan passes by and says: «Be nice and pick up your residence permit, would you?»