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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

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Envoyé par farid_h The good news, the joke went, was that Morocco had developed a Scud missile that could hit the United States. The bad news was that the missile couldn't leave the ground because too many Moroccans were holding on for the ride. Source: http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg...MGAJBGOSG1.DTL

elle a voyagé cette blague

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Envoyé par WinterKiss whed jamais chaf 3amou wla wladou..wmcha 3ndhoum une fois..w3jbatou bent 3amou wtah fiha..wgalha le soir i will sneak to your room..ja 3amou 3ak bihoum..wgal bentou siri n3si f ma chambre ..wn3es hwa a ca place..flil khouna jay fdlam ftah la port tlah wbda tybous..fak 3amou galou ach tadir..lol..galou bslama a 3emi ana machi fhali...iwa fhmouha

mdrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrr

[cuty-pie]

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother

[cuty-pie]

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

[Zaza]

Envoyé par cuty-pie A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother

hahahahahahaahahaahahahahahhha ah

[Zaza]

Envoyé par cuty-pie Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.

en anglais aussi on dit "idiot" ?????
ce n'est pas silly ou un truc comme ça ???

[cuty-pie]

Envoyé par zaza34 en anglais aussi on dit "idiot" ????? ce n'est pas silly ou un truc comme ça ???

no,machi silly mais imbecile

[cuty-pie]

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?


Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.


Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.

[waRm]

Envoyé par cuty-pie Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No. :-D:-D

That reminds me that

- Question : Do You know the idiot's story which says always "no"?

- Answer : No