[BlazePUA]

Husband banned from store because.......
After he retired, his wife insisted that he accompany her on her trips to
Store. Unfortunately, like most men, he found shopping boring and preferred
to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, his wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday his dear wife received the following letter from our local Store.

Dear Mrs. Rethelford

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our
store.. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of
you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Rethelford, are
listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's
carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,'Code
3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave
her
assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn
resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing
the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on
layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children
shoppers he would invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets
from
the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and
screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked
the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by
using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through,yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed
a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least:
15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the
clerks passed out.



LMFAO!!!! this guy is a genius! i wanna see some of those things being done for real

[Flane]

The scene takes place in France.
A woman and her daughter,a pretty maiden, go the doctor.
They get in the office,sit down,facing the doctor and say hello to eachother.
The doctor addresses the daughter:"please undress,miss"
The mother says:"Excuse-me doctor,but I'm the one who's ill"
The doctor replies:"Well,please open your mouth,Madam"...

[blabilet]

j'ai pas compris la blague peux-tu m'expliquer stp

[Flane]

Envoyé par blabilet j'ai pas compris la blague peux-tu m'expliquer stp

Quand il comprend que ce n'est pas la fille(à qui il vient de demander de se déshabiller) qui
est malade,il ne demande pas à la mère de faire la même chose mais juste d'ouvrir la bouche...