Your best jokes!!

[cuty-pie]

Envoyé par sidlhaj And you really think that saoudi men kiss their wifes good night?

Of course not: .

[Horizons]

If "CON" is the opposite of "PRO", what is the opposite of PROGRESS?

[cuty-pie]

Envoyé par Horizons If "CON" is the opposite of "PRO", what is the opposite of PROGRESS?

hahahah


CONGRESS

[waRm]

american jokes are not so dirty

(not like french jokes )

[Horizons]

I love this one

Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations 10.10.95:


Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.


Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision


Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.


Canadians: No, I say again divert YOUR course.


Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW.


Canadians: This is a little lighthouse. Your call.

[cuty-pie]

Envoyé par wam25 american jokes are not so dirty (not like french jokes )

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[redaune44]

Envoyé par cuty-pie A man walked into a smart specialty shop and asked the saleslady for a bra as a gift to his wife the salesgirl said"what size is she??" "I'm not sure" "Is she as large as grapfruits??": eek : "Smaller" "Apples??" "Smaller" "Egges??" "Yeah -but fried" : D : : D :

en darija

tu veux dire quoi par ce sujet ?

[Horizons]

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

[cuty-pie]

Envoyé par redaune44 en darija : D tu veux dire quoi par ce sujet ? : D

wahed bgha ichri soutyamate....fach mcha sawal 8adik li katbi3...9alt lou achman taille 8iya....9al8a mana3raf??

9altlou wach kbar b7al pamplemouse

9al8a lla sghar........sawelatou b7al toufa7 il a dit non sghar ......sawelatou b7al lbid 9al8a oui walakin mchawat


safi a sidi mayekoun ghir khaterak::

[cuty-pie]

Envoyé par Horizons A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”. “Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.” “That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?” The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

I like this one:

do you have a dirty one for us???