Your best jokes!!

[cuty-pie]

Envoyé par farid_h Rumor has it that during the last CIA briefing of the White House, G. W. Bush learned that some Al Quaeda terrorists could be hiding in a big Moroccan city. So he ordered his air force pilots to have a closer look from above. As he got the areal photographs during the next briefing of the Chiefs of Staff, his face went ashen gray and he screamed at his generals: "You idiots! I told you to take pictures, not to carpet bomb this area!" Well, USAF didn't bomb anything: they just took pictures of shanty towns (bidonvilles). Note: Try it yourself with Google Earth: shanty towns really do look like rubble amidst other houses on satellite and areal pictures.

ha ha ha I like this one:

[cuty-pie]

This (Amecican chleh: )man every day prays to god to let him win the lottery....He keeps promising all kind of tings if god will only let him win the lottery.

But he never wins....One day he asks God "I'm such a good man.Why can't i win the lottery???"

God answers, "You gotta buy a ticket!!!.."


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[taro_d_zbel]

J'en connais qu'une en anglais: I scream, you scream we all scream for ice cream, you scream, ...

[sidlhaj]

A european, chinese and moroccan police teams were competing in the moroccan desert which on will hunt a gazelle first, after a while the european braught a gazelle in a cage but they freed it right away, the chinese braught one too but they ate it, the moroccans braught a donkey...
So the other teams members asked them:" but hey...it's not a gazelle isnt it?!", the moroccan team then answered:" we asked it and it acknowledged" ("sawlnah ou houwa ye3taref" b'darija )

[cuty-pie]

A man has his heart set on marrying a pure young lady ,so he chooses a wife who has just gotten out of twelve years in convent school.......as they start out on their honeymoon,they walk toward their hotel and see some young women loitering in the street....

The bride says,"who are those ladies, dear???"

"They are prostitutes"

"What's a prostitute"

"A waman who will make love for large amounts of money"

"Really???...At school.....the priest gave us an orange"


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[Bomchikwaw]

Envoyé par watatla3 hahhaa Three men, an Italian, a French and a Spanish went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow. The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day." The Spanish was next: "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV." Last was the French: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green...green...", I pink up the phone and I say "Yellow ?..."

lol...pas mal, pas mal

[WinterKiss]

in fools hospital the doctor ch3elihoum kasita dial lkouran...chi bda tychteh chi tyghni chi koul whed ach tydir..whed gales b3klou..msmer fblastou khatih..doctor gal hada fih ina answlou...galih ta malak mtatchtah ma walou..galih ana l3rousa..

whed derya tskhrat lmamaha...wt3tlat..hya jat maha hyhat 3liha fin kenti..galt liha f chri3 chi drari tahet lihoum baloon f chjra wana tla3t njbdha lihoum...galtlha alhmara daru lik ebba bach ychfou lik sleep..lol..bentha dhkat galt lha wach ana mklkha rah hydtou 3at tla3t.

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Envoyé par WinterKiss in fools hospital the doctor ch3elihoum kasita dial lkouran...chi bda tychteh chi tyghni chi koul whed ach tydir..whed gales b3klou..msmer fblastou khatih..doctor gal hada fih ina answlou...galih ta malak mtatchtah ma walou..galih ana l3rousa.. whed derya tskhrat lmamaha...wt3tlat..hya jat maha hyhat 3liha fin kenti..galt liha f chri3 chi drari tahet lihoum baloon f chjra wana tla3t njbdha lihoum...galtlha alhmara daru lik ebba bach ychfou lik sleep..lol..bentha dhkat galt lha wach ana mklkha rah hydtou 3at tla3t.

hahahahahaha: .

[WinterKiss]

Envoyé par cuty-pie hahahahahaha: .

finaly i get your smile..wow s3dati dhktek...lol..actually 3ndi noukat bzaaaaaaaaaaaaaf mais ghir lkhibin..i don't think im allowed to post them here

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Envoyé par WinterKiss finaly i get your smile..wow s3dati dhktek...lol..actually 3ndi noukat bzaaaaaaaaaaaaaf mais ghir lkhibin..i don't think im allowed to post them here

May be one or two.....and then I'll decide: