good to laugh

[misslolly]

A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.


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One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD, After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY


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Three FASTEST means of Communication:
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.



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A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral: BE SPECIFIC


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If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.


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Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

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When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.


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[darkmatter]

ha ha ha very funny................

[darkmatter]

A guy walks into a supermarket and buys the following items:
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 roll of toiletpaper
1 frozen dinner
1 can of pop
1 box of cereal
The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?"
The man replies very sarcastically, "why would you guess that, because I am buying 1 of everything?"
The woman replies, "no, because you are ugly."

[misslolly]

Envoyé par darkmatter A guy walks into a supermarket and buys the following items: 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 roll of toiletpaper 1 frozen dinner 1 can of pop 1 box of cereal The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?" The man replies very sarcastically, "why would you guess that, because I am buying 1 of everything?" The woman replies, "no, because you are ugly."

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooll l
soooooo funny

[darkmatter]

Why are married women heavier than single women?

single women come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see whats in bed and go to the fridge.

[darkmatter]

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

[misslolly]

Envoyé par darkmatter Why are married women heavier than single women? single women come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see whats in bed and go to the fridge.

yea sur you ll right

[darkmatter]

1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.

2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.

3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.

4. Between the ages of 46 and 56, she is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest.

5. After 56 she is like Australia, everybody knows it's down there but who gives a damn?

[ghzali]

Envoyé par darkmatter Why are married women heavier than single women? single women come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see whats in bed and go to the fridge.

loooooooooool!!!!


hope that your husband will not read this joke

[darkmatter]

Envoyé par ghzali loooooooooool!!!! hope that your husband will not read this joke

he knows it already..... whatever......