Wedding test


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Vieux 17/09/2007, 22h20
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This is hilarious!!



My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful
younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less.

One day "little sister" called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total
shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock
as I watched her go up th e stai rs. When she reached the top she pulled
off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to
the front door. I opened the door, and quickly headed straight towards
my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we
are very happy that you have passed our little test... we couldn't ask
for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."


And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Vieux 18/09/2007, 00h44
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This is hilarious!!



My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful
younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less.

One day "little sister" called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total
shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock
as I watched her go up th e stai rs. When she reached the top she pulled
off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to
the front door. I opened the door, and quickly headed straight towards
my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we
are very happy that you have passed our little test... we couldn't ask
for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."


And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.



L
O
L



these is so good lol


i cant help myself

nice story by the way
thank you
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Vieux 18/09/2007, 14h38
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Date d'inscription: novembre 2004
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This is hilarious!!



My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful
younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less.

One day "little sister" called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total
shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock
as I watched her go up th e stai rs. When she reached the top she pulled
off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to
the front door. I opened the door, and quickly headed straight towards
my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we
are very happy that you have passed our little test... we couldn't ask
for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."


And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
Very hilarious and funny...
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Vieux 19/09/2007, 00h40
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This is hilarious!!



My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful
younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less.

One day "little sister" called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total
shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock
as I watched her go up th e stai rs. When she reached the top she pulled
off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to
the front door. I opened the door, and quickly headed straight towards
my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we
are very happy that you have passed our little test... we couldn't ask
for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."


And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
loooooooolll


very funny story...........but such a strange family,lol.

the moral : mdrrrr
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Vieux 19/09/2007, 01h34
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Vieux 19/09/2007, 06h11
 
Date d'inscription: septembre 2007
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so funny!that is reminding me a story with a prospective bride trying to be accepted in the DE NIRO'S family.
thank's
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