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#71
14/05/2012, 18h37
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| Re : The country music thread Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens, Ray Stevens: On a chicken farm just downstream in Oakridge TN A nuclear reactor leaked some water accidentally What happened next is like a horror story by Ralph Nader That toxic waste leaked into a brood house incubator Inside that chicken coop they always kept the tv on Said the programs helped the chicks to grow, kept to keep them calm As poor little chickens put that heavy water down their gullets The Kung Fu show was on the air something happened to those pullets They began to grow, and grow, with that Kung Fu show locked in their brains That's the only way we can explain Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens Big as a house strong as the dickens Anything they want is easy pickings for Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens One said his name was Fricasee, the other Cordon Bleu The third was Cacciatore, and the fourth they just called Stew They could have been dangerous having grown so big on heavy water But they decided to live their lives on the side of law and order Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Roosters Bad guys won't have it easy like they use ters They come with Tae Kwan Do and all the fixins Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens Yeah we were all just down at the barn holding the auction so we wouldn't lose the farm. When all of a sudden these four big pullets with black scarves around their foreheads come over that hill yonder and surrounded them bankers and pecked 'em on the head and dropped 'em like green persimmons. Yeah, then they went down there to the bottom 40 and started scratching around like chickens is wont to do. Before you know it they'd plowed that whole field ready for planting. Yeah, they saved our farm. Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens Big as a house strong as the dickens Anything they want is easy pickings for Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens Hey, cockle doodle dude  |
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#72
14/05/2012, 18h43
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| Re : The country music thread Cows With Guns Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, they grow to die They die to be eat at the hamburger fry Cows well done Nobody thunk it, nobody knew No one imagined the great cow guru Cows are one He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal Cow Tse Tongue He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred He felt like an outcast, alone, in the herd. Cow doldrums He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die Cows gathered around, cause the stakes were so high Bad cow pun But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate Cows are bummed He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy No one suspected he was packing Uzi Cows with guns They came with a needle to stick in his thigh He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye Cow well hung Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor Run cows run! He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay We are free roving bovines, we run free today We will fight for bovine freedom And hold our large heads high We will run free with the Buffalo, or die... Cows with guns They crashed the gate in a great stampede Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed Cows have fun Sixty police cars were piled in a heap Covered in cow pies, covered up deep Much cow dump Black smoke rising, darkening the day Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way We will fight for bovine freedom And hold our large heads high We will run free with the Buffalo, or die Cows with guns The President said "Enough is Enough! These uppity cattle, its time to get tough" Cow dung flung The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef Cows on buns The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed They mooed their last moos, they chewed their last hay Cows out gunned The order was given, turn cows to whoppers Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers But on the horizon, surrounding the shoppers Came the deafening roar, of chickens, in choppers! We will fight for bovine freedom And hold our large heads high We will run free with the Buffalo, or die Cows with guns |
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#73
05/06/2012, 07h22
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__________________ There is no sin except stupidity. |
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05/06/2012, 18h26
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#79
05/06/2012, 19h00
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| Re : The country music thread Citation:
And seeing and giving beauty, makes you beautiful, wonderful and uniquely desirable. @DonaNikita: This thread is strictly dedicated for country music, hon. |
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#80
05/06/2012, 19h16
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| Re : The country music thread Citation:
T'as écouté la chanson d'abord ! elle était classée en tête des charts de musique country  |
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