You know you're moroccan when - 1) You watched Captain Majid. And you wanted to be just like him. (Guy) 2) You were in love with ...




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Vieux 02/05/2008, 11h50
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You know you're moroccan when

1) You watched Captain Majid. And you wanted to be just like him. (Guy)
2) You were in love with Captain Majid and wished you could be friends with Saly. (Girl)
3) You spoke French with some of your friends, your parents sometimes. But with your grandparents, it was Darija or Shel7a, Soussia, Rifya.
4) The second largest mosque in the world is in the biggest city in your country
5) You remember when 2M had just started and you needed the “decodeur” to watch good movies.
6) Your mom, or sister, or the maid watched Guadalupe. You might have watched that too.
7) You’ve seen 3 people on a motorcycle and 7 people in a 5-seat car.
8) There was no such a thing as a car seat for children and you could sit in the front next to your dad at age 3.
9) If you’re a girl, you’ve been harassed by random guys who would not stop at just staring. You heard them call you zzin, manshoufoush? Or Ghzala tbarkellah, wakha ntkellem m3ak?
10) If you’re a guy, you know what I’m talking about, if you haven’t done it, at least you’ve witnessed it and wanted to beat the guy up if it was around your sister or girlfriend.
11) You call your mom’s girlfriends Khalti and your dad’s friend’s 3ammi.
12) The US is called Lmirikan, Italy, Ttalian, France, Fransa, Spain, Ssbalyoun, China Shinwa
13) You knew that when someone signaled you with the “Flash” and they were coming from the opposite direction that meant there’s a hidden radar or cops, slow down!
14) You have so many way to designate money. E.g.: 10 drahem= alf frank= myatayn rial
15) In elementary school, the teacher would make sure two people of the oppostie sex would sit next to one another (And somewhere it bugged you)... Later, it was totally fine and even something you looked forward to sometimes!
16) When your grand parents swear they saw King Mohammed V in the moon .
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Thank you Facebook

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6) Your mom, or sister, or the maid watched Guadalupe. You might have watched that too.
7) You’ve seen 3 people on a motorcycle and 7 people in a 5-seat car.
9) If you’re a girl, you’ve been harassed by random guys who would not stop at just staring. You heard them call you zzin, manshoufoush? Or Ghzala tbarkellah, wakha ntkellem m3ak?

LooooooooooooooooooooL
I totally agree

Proud to be moroccan
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12) The US is called Lmirikan, Italy, Ttalian, France, Fransa, Spain, Ssbalyoun, China Shinwa

oh that's an irrefutable proof of being moroccan
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how come there is no tikchbila tiwliwla in your list and also moule na3na3, moule zari3a, moule javile, rayb b sirou, and mamnou3 talk wa rizk 3ala allah.

And the top of the top mamnou3 lbaoul wa ramyou lazbale
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how come there is no tikchbila tiwliwla in your list and also moule na3na3, moule zari3a, moule javile, rayb b sirou, and mamnou3 talk wa rizk 3ala allah.

And the top of the top mamnou3 lbaoul wa ramyou lazbale

lollll

-mamnoo3 albawl wa ramyo al 2azbal ya himar
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Vieux 01/07/2008, 09h45
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1) You watched Captain Majid. And you wanted to be just like him. (Guy)
2) You were in love with Captain Majid and wished you could be friends with Saly. (Girl)
3) You spoke French with some of your friends, your parents sometimes. But with your grandparents, it was Darija or Shel7a, Soussia, Rifya.
4) The second largest mosque in the world is in the biggest city in your country
5) You remember when 2M had just started and you needed the “decodeur” to watch good movies.
6) Your mom, or sister, or the maid watched Guadalupe. You might have watched that too.
7) You’ve seen 3 people on a motorcycle and 7 people in a 5-seat car.
8) There was no such a thing as a car seat for children and you could sit in the front next to your dad at age 3.
9) If you’re a girl, you’ve been harassed by random guys who would not stop at just staring. You heard them call you zzin, manshoufoush? Or Ghzala tbarkellah, wakha ntkellem m3ak?
10) If you’re a guy, you know what I’m talking about, if you haven’t done it, at least you’ve witnessed it and wanted to beat the guy up if it was around your sister or girlfriend.
11) You call your mom’s girlfriends Khalti and your dad’s friend’s 3ammi.
12) The US is called Lmirikan, Italy, Ttalian, France, Fransa, Spain, Ssbalyoun, China Shinwa
13) You knew that when someone signaled you with the “Flash” and they were coming from the opposite direction that meant there’s a hidden radar or cops, slow down!
14) You have so many way to designate money. E.g.: 10 drahem= alf frank= myatayn rial
15) In elementary school, the teacher would make sure two people of the oppostie sex would sit next to one another (And somewhere it bugged you)... Later, it was totally fine and even something you looked forward to sometimes!
16) When your grand parents swear they saw King Mohammed V in the moon .

I don't recognize myself in these criterias

well I'm paki so that explain I guess...eventhough I live in Morocco
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I don't recognize myself in these criterias

well I'm paki so that explain I guess...eventhough I live in Morocco:roleyes:

yeah well thats cleans up the matter
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I don't recognize myself in these criterias

well I'm paki so that explain I guess...eventhough I live in Morocco

it's not your birthplace i guess ! that makes a big difference and i'll tell why in one simple word : JELBA (in public primary school) !
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