Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Horizons]

Envoyé par farid_h CNN REPORTER: To break the news from the other side of the road, only on CNN, after the break.

your break is taking forever

[farid_h]

Envoyé par Horizons your break is taking forever

1/ the chicken may not have reached the other side (guess why)
2/ it may now be "embedded" into the road (for better coverage)
3/ it may have chickened out and turned back (sorry, no breaking news tonight, so let's repeat what we've learned so far...)
4/ commercials ARE taking forever!

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