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[coolmind]

A man walking in the street, when suddenly....the light went out, then He saw a cute lady standing on the corner, she noticed him, ant went directly to him, and kissed him in the dark!
he wanted to give her his phone number but he couldnt find his pencil..because he was astonished about her courage!
and then without saying a word, she disepeared
and she left him a note saying :two become one forever !he coudnt understand the meaning of that...
he decided to look after her, to find her and marry her....
But he didnt have any clue about who she was and where she live ...he was clueless...
after 10 years of searching everywhere! he started to give up, but one day....
he was walking on the same street where he met her 10years ago ,and ....
he saw her, she was with another man
and for the second time, she noticed his presence, but this time....
even he wanted to talk to her but he couldnt caus she wasnt by herself..Then he saw that she has a kid, that actually has the same name as him !

He couldn't believe that!
he thought that maybe she knows a lot of things about him,and that name thing coudlnt be a coincidance!
he realized that it was a mistake and that he doesn't know this girl who wasn't a girl but a man

after that he found out that she is an alien! she can be either a man, or a woman
he asked "it" if he could follow "it" in its planet

suddenly the alien turned into a monster and killed our man, with his eyes laser rays!!

the alien had only one aim...destroy the world but before it, the alien wanted to drink hawai : made in morroco

our man was not dead!!!! but severly injured!, so he decided to take revenge

[myself000]

that's why he called will smith who bring its guns and...

(j'ai carrément cassé l'histoire moi )

[coolmind]

A man walking in the street, when suddenly....the light went out, then He saw a cute lady standing on the corner, she noticed him, ant went directly to him, and kissed him in the dark!
he wanted to give her his phone number but he couldnt find his pencil..because he was astonished about her courage!
and then without saying a word, she disepeared
and she left him a note saying :two become one forever !he coudnt understand the meaning of that...
he decided to look after her, to find her and marry her....
But he didnt have any clue about who she was and where she live ...he was clueless...
after 10 years of searching everywhere! he started to give up, but one day....
he was walking on the same street where he met her 10years ago ,and ....
he saw her, she was with another man
and for the second time, she noticed his presence, but this time....
even he wanted to talk to her but he couldnt caus she wasnt by herself..Then he saw that she has a kid, that actually has the same name as him !

He couldn't believe that!
he thought that maybe she knows a lot of things about him,and that name thing coudlnt be a coincidance!
he realized that it was a mistake and that he doesn't know this girl who wasn't a girl but a man

after that he found out that she is an alien! she can be either a man, or a woman
he asked "it" if he could follow "it" in its planet

suddenly the alien turned into a monster and killed our man, with his eyes laser rays!!

the alien had only one aim...destroy the world but before it, the alien wanted to drink hawai : made in morroco

our man was not dead!!!! but severly injured!, so he decided to take revenge

that's why he called will smith who bring its guns and...went together to fight the alien

our man has discovered that he has new powers

[coolmind]

A man walking in the street, when suddenly....the light went out, then He saw a cute lady standing on the corner, she noticed him, ant went directly to him, and kissed him in the dark!
he wanted to give her his phone number but he couldnt find his pencil..because he was astonished about her courage!
and then without saying a word, she disepeared
and she left him a note saying :two become one forever !he coudnt understand the meaning of that...
he decided to look after her, to find her and marry her....
But he didnt have any clue about who she was and where she live ...he was clueless...
after 10 years of searching everywhere! he started to give up, but one day....
he was walking on the same street where he met her 10years ago ,and ....
he saw her, she was with another man
and for the second time, she noticed his presence, but this time....
even he wanted to talk to her but he couldnt caus she wasnt by herself..Then he saw that she has a kid, that actually has the same name as him !

He couldn't believe that!
he thought that maybe she knows a lot of things about him,and that name thing coudlnt be a coincidance!
he realized that it was a mistake and that he doesn't know this girl who wasn't a girl but a man

after that he found out that she is an alien! she can be either a man, or a woman
he asked "it" if he could follow "it" in its planet

suddenly the alien turned into a monster and killed our man, with his eyes laser rays!!

the alien had only one aim...destroy the world but before it, the alien wanted to drink hawai : made in morroco

our man was not dead!!!! but severly injured!, so he decided to take revenge

that's why he called will smith who bring its guns and...went together to fight the alien

our man has discovered that he has new powers

the alien's kid turned into "salma hayek" then she seduced Will smith, et le film "wild wild men in black 2" a commencé

c'etait une fusion de "wild wild west" et "men in black 2"

[coolmind]

tout d'un coup...un gas vient de rentrer à la salle de cinema, et a crié: Mohammeeeeeeeeed, c'est bon! reveille toi!!!!!

[coolmind]

Et mohammed a réalisé que ce n'etait qu'un reve, il reviens a la maison, pour decouvrir qu'il est marié avec une femme, qui.....elle, devinez quoi!!! elle ressemble à l'alien

[abigaille]

A man walking in the street, when suddenly....the light went out, then He saw a cute lady standing on the corner, she noticed him, ant went directly to him, and kissed him in the dark!
he wanted to give her his phone number but he couldnt find his pencil..because he was astonished about her courage!
and then without saying a word, she disepeared
and she left him a note saying :two become one forever !he coudnt understand the meaning of that...
he decided to look after her, to find her and marry her....
But he didnt have any clue about who she was and where she live ...he was clueless...
after 10 years of searching everywhere! he started to give up, but one day....
he was walking on the same street where he met her 10years ago ,and ....
he saw her, she was with another man
and for the second time, she noticed his presence, but this time....
even he wanted to talk to her but he couldnt caus she wasnt by herself..Then he saw that she has a kid, that actually has the same name as him !

He couldn't believe that!
he thought that maybe she knows a lot of things about him,and that name thing coudlnt be a coincidance!
Indeed , it was not a coinsidence, she saw him 5 years ago in company of a beautifull girl. They were sitting on the terrasse of Paris café in new york, chatting, laughing and holding each other's hands..

[coolmind]

Envoyé par abigaille A man walking in the street, when suddenly....the light went out, then He saw a cute lady standing on the corner, she noticed him, ant went directly to him, and kissed him in the dark! he wanted to give her his phone number but he couldnt find his pencil..because he was astonished about her courage! and then without saying a word, she disepeared and she left him a note saying :two become one forever !he coudnt understand the meaning of that... he decided to look after her, to find her and marry her.... But he didnt have any clue about who she was and where she live ...he was clueless... after 10 years of searching everywhere! he started to give up, but one day.... he was walking on the same street where he met her 10years ago ,and .... he saw her, she was with another man and for the second time, she noticed his presence, but this time.... even he wanted to talk to her but he couldnt caus she wasnt by herself..Then he saw that she has a kid, that actually has the same name as him ! He couldn't believe that! he thought that maybe she knows a lot of things about him,and that name thing coudlnt be a coincidance! Indeed , it was not a coinsidence, she saw him 5 years ago in company of a beautifull girl. They were sitting on the terrasse of Paris café in new york, chatting, laughing and holding each other's hands..

la regle c'est de ne pas intervenir au milieu, mais à la fin !

[altruiste]

Envoyé par coolmind la regle c'est de ne pas intervenir au milieu, mais à la fin !

alors on recommence coolmind une autre histoire

[GETRICHOR]

A man walking in the street, when suddenly....the light went out. A ghost shew up and lifted the man's body on air. He got scared and felt a tingle at the blades of his shoulders. He acquired 2 cute white wings and flew to the edge of a high cliff face and suicided!! lol!!!!


is non sense wot am writin'!!!!!!!!!

i'm bored