Dumb Jokes

[cuty-pie]

1:what is the thinnest book in the world?
what men know about women.
2:how many men does it take 2 screw in a light bulb?
ONE-men will screw anything-
3:why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
bcause don't have balls 2 scratch.
4:how can u tell if a man is sexually excited?
he's breathing.
5:what's a man's idea of forplay?
a half hour of begging.

6:how r men & parking spots alike?
well, the good ones r always taken & the ones that r left r handicapped.

[calice]

Envoyé par cuty-pie 1:what is the thinnest book in the world? what men know about women. 2:how many men does it take 2 screw in a light bulb? ONE-men will screw anything- 3:why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? bcause don't have balls 2 scratch. 4:how can u tell if a man is sexually excited? he's breathing. 5:what's a man's idea of forplay? a half hour of begging. 6:how r men & parking spots alike? well, the good ones r always taken & the ones that r left r handicapped.

EXCELLENT EXCELENT EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!

[cuty-pie]

Envoyé par calice EXCELLENT EXCELENT EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!

thanks........................ .............................. ..................

[nadia31]

Envoyé par cuty-pie 1:what is the thinnest book in the world? what men know about women. 2:how many men does it take 2 screw in a light bulb? ONE-men will screw anything- 3:why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? bcause don't have balls 2 scratch. 4:how can u tell if a man is sexually excited? he's breathing. 5:what's a man's idea of forplay? a half hour of begging. 6:how r men & parking spots alike? well, the good ones r always taken & the ones that r left r handicapped.

tu pourrais expliquer la numero 2 stp, j ai compris le sens mais je voudrais du vocabulaire , a light bulb ca ve dire koi concretement?

[cuty-pie]

Envoyé par nadia31 tu pourrais expliquer la numero 2 stp, j ai compris le sens mais je voudrais du vocabulaire , a light bulb ca ve dire koi concretement?

Hi
A light bulb c'eat( bola dial do)

[nadia31]

Envoyé par cuty-pie Hi A light bulb c'eat( bola dial do)

merci pour ta reponse.