Political Science for dummies

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Democrat:


You have two cows

your neighbor has none

you feel guilty for being successful

Barbara streisand sings for you


Republican

you have two cows

your neighbor has none

So???


Socialist

You have two cows

The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor

You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow


French corporation

You have two cows.

you go on strike because you want three cows

You go to lunch and drink wine

Life is good.


German corporation

You have two cows

You engineer them so they are all blond,drink lots of beer,give excellent quality milk,and run a hundred miles an hour

Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year:


Iraqi corporation

You have two cows

They go into hiding

They send radio tapes of their mooing.

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you have two topics.... vous etes victime d'un plagiat

Comprendre le principe des regimes politiques avec deux vaches


Comprende le principe des régimes politiques avec deux vaches

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So i have them in english....: