why I have fired my secretary

[gharbaoui]

Two weeks ago," I said, ``was my thirty-seventh birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went into the kitchen for breakfast knowing that my wife would be pleasant and say 'Happy Birthday' and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say 'Good Morning' let alone say 'Happy Birthday'.

``I said to myself 'Well that's wives for you. The children will remember.' But the children came into breakfast and didn't say a word. And when I started to the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent.

``As I walked into my office, Janet said 'Good Morning, Boss--Happy Birthday' and I felt a little bit better that someone had remembered.

``I worked until noon. About noon, Janet knocked on my door and said, 'You know it's such a beautiful day outside and it is your birthday, so let's go to lunch, just you and I.' I said, 'By George, that is the greatest thing I have heard all day. Let's go.'

``We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go, we went out into the country to a private place. We had two Martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

``On the way back to the office, she said, 'You know, it's such a beautiful day we don't need to go back to the office, do we?' I said, 'No, I guess not.'

``She said, 'Let's go by my apartment, and I'll fix you another Martini.'

``We went to her apartment. We enjoyed another Martini and smoked a cigarette and she said, 'Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable' and I allowed her as I didn't mind at all.

``She went into the bedroom and in about six minutes she came out of the bedroom carrying a big birthday cake followed by my wife and children. All were singing 'Happy Birthday' and there I sat with nothing on but my socks

[Louzze]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooool!! and what happened with ur wife afterwards?

[farid_h]

Wonderful! Can you imagine the look on his face?

[ezgo]

IT'S KIND OF DANGEROUS IMAGINATION

SO if you did something wrong

you shold be fired from home

you did not accept the joke
and your secretary is now, unconfortably thinking

[laecertus]

Indeed ,dificult lol
What if you said :'Better il go in with you!' no i mean srsly after that kind of day no one would blame you but your wife (and kids) lololol

[La Clocharde]

I got this joke by mail...
I found it very funny, men can be so stupid sometimes when it concerns women

[ezgo]

must be a joke only
do you confirm

[gharbaoui]

Envoyé par ezgo must be a joke only do you confirm

noop

FOR SURE it's just a little joke !!

I keep getting mp's from people asking me did this event really happen. No folks. It's simply a joke that was passed on to me.

but how knows if one day ...

[Yazz]

Envoyé par gharbaoui noop FOR SURE it's just a little joke !! I keep getting mp's from people asking me did this event really happen. No folks. It's simply a joke that was passed on to me. but how knows if one day ...

when you'll be 37 ?

[Yazz]

Envoyé par gharbaoui Two weeks ago," I said, ``was my thirty-seventh birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went into the kitchen for breakfast knowing that my wife would be pleasant and say 'Happy Birthday' and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say 'Good Morning' let alone say 'Happy Birthday'. ``I said to myself 'Well that's wives for you. The children will remember.' But the children came into breakfast and didn't say a word. And when I started to the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent. ``As I walked into my office, Janet said 'Good Morning, Boss--Happy Birthday' and I felt a little bit better that someone had remembered. ``I worked until noon. About noon, Janet knocked on my door and said, 'You know it's such a beautiful day outside and it is your birthday, so let's go to lunch, just you and I.' I said, 'By George, that is the greatest thing I have heard all day. Let's go.' ``We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go, we went out into the country to a private place. We had two Martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. ``On the way back to the office, she said, 'You know, it's such a beautiful day we don't need to go back to the office, do we?' I said, 'No, I guess not.' ``She said, 'Let's go by my apartment, and I'll fix you another Martini.' ``We went to her apartment. We enjoyed another Martini and smoked a cigarette and she said, 'Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable' and I allowed her as I didn't mind at all. ``She went into the bedroom and in about six minutes she came out of the bedroom carrying a big birthday cake followed by my wife and children. All were singing 'Happy Birthday' and there I sat with nothing on but my socks

I guess the reaction from his wife !