Discussion dans le forum 'Board in English' créée par nasima11 le 14 Juil. 2007.
" I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. " - Woody Allen.
"I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear."
''When you feel weak a day remember that you were the most powerful spermatozoid in your team''
The fact is that a part of you only were a random spermatozoïd who happended to fertilize the ovule first,supposing you're a male.
' I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. " - W. C. Fields.
ice ice baby........
Bart : Hey Homer, this house sucks.
Homer : Bart, I told you to never use that word! Call me Daddy.
If plan A doesn't work... The alphabet has 25 more letters
IF you are CON ...you are CON !
avec l'accent british c'est so cute !
If one cannot be aware when he's making a fool of himself... He'd better live a clown and get paid for the job.
"When I was young I wanted to be a minister or clown. I chose the second option because I am a serious boy. »
Ce n'est pas pour me vanter, mais la première a même eu lavantage de servir pour une dédicace
"Success is not about how much money you make........but,it's about the change you make in the someone's life."Mr Obama.
"The day jerks are put into orbit, you're not over with turning"
Life is unsure; always eat your pie first.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Don't shit where you eat...
Don"t eat what you shit...
That's it baby.
When the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch !!!
Friends ...Think large
If life fucks you... then she fucks you! asshole
And don't eat your shit...
Séparer les noms avec une virgule.